Nicole's Righteous Shit

I just met the kid and I already want to nuke him.

Hey Jamie look at my cookie. It’s an ovary

Nigga Swag

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Amber

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That boy over there, he is my bitch. Or he will be.

Screwing him would delight me.

I got lipstick all over Mr. Wright’s copies. I don’t think he’ll notice.

You are my bad seed.

Copy Machine, you silly bitch

Is it inappropriate to ask penis size on the first date?

What the actual fuck.