Nicole's Righteous Shit

Because the shit that comes out of her mouth is genious.

I just met the kid and I already want to nuke him.

Hey Jamie look at my cookie. It’s an ovary

Nigga Swag


That boy over there, he is my bitch. Or he will be.

Screwing him would delight me.

I got lipstick all over Mr. Wright’s copies. I don’t think he’ll notice.

You are my bad seed.

Copy Machine, you silly bitch

Is it inappropriate to ask penis size on the first date?

What the actual fuck.